come closer one second
okay close enough
i have a simple question: which of us is wearing a crown?
that would be me.
do you know what this crown means?
it means i look fucking cute
and you’re the human embodiment of a sore butt
now as your fucking queen, i royally declare
that i am beautiful and you are a listerine enema
when ur left alone in an unfamiliar room
*trys to hit high note of favorite song*
Wasn’t puberty supposed to make me hot
that random moment when you suddenly remember someone who is no longer in your life and it feels like a knife through the chest
being called annoying is literally the worst thing ever because then you’re scared to ever say or do anything again and you end up isolating yourself because you think everyone hates you and you feel insecure about everything. long story short pls dont call people annoying
i literally dont talk to anyone unless they talk to me first
me accepting the ice bucket challenge
there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.