i saw this on one of those strange little picture slideshow websites so i decided to post it ;) have fun kids
I can’t believe drawing a black line across my eyelids makes me feel 10x prettier.
I genuinely apologize for how I looked in middle school
and high school
we’ve all had crushes we very strongly regret
You can be the biggest asshole, hurt me, but yet I keep falling for you in the end no matter how much I know you’re bad for me
boys r so weak. boys r some pathetic shit. if u punch me in the boob my boob will still b able to sustain life for a new fuckin human. my boob can sustain the human race. if i kick u boys hard enough in the nuts u will never reproduce. ur genetic line is over bub. one well placed stiletto and u are getting shitty half-assed boners and no babies 4 life. who has the power son. who owns u. girls own u. i own u punk. sit down